madehervows | IC Contact for Entranceway

[This is not a conversation Zelena ever wanted to have, which is why it's a text one. Regina doesn't get to hear her or see her or any of that because no. She doesn't even want to do this, but she feels obligated to on some level.]

I might have made a mistake with that video of mine.

[On the list of things Regina might expect, this ranks somewhere above learning to genuinely like Hook and somewhere below Storybrooke never facing another crisis.]

Oh? Did someone decide you were the spy and come after you?

Wouldn't be calling you if that were the case.

But I lost my temper and happened to stab a certain pirate.

[...which she wouldn't normally call Regina about either, but she's not good at this okay?]

[What.]

[The.]

[Fuck.]

[She's just gonna poof into your room Zelena because --]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Oh hi Regina, Zelena's actually the calm one at the moment. Or mostly calm. She's still sort of mulling over the what the hell that just happened, so there's that.]

Oh relax. He's fine. Shouldn't be, but he is.

[Look, don't get angry with her, she never professed to be a good person like the rest of you. She doesn't want to be. So things like this, well, they're going to happen.]

Don't suppose you knew that would happen, did you?

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I suppose it's too much to ask that you stabbed him in the leg, isn't it.

[Regina sighs, calming down somewhat because how is he fine what the hell did you do to fail stabbing the pirate that badly.]

What do you mean he's 'fine?'

Higher actually. And he's fine as in it didn't do anything. At all.

[Which is so unfair. What is the point of talk shit get hit, if they don't actually take the hit properly.]

I don't think the beloved Savior is the only future darkness running around.

[.............]

I'm sorry, what? You think the One Handed Wonder is the new Dark One?

Can't say for certain, but I can't think of any other reason he'd laugh off being stabbed in the heart and then let me go.

[Excuse her while she grumbles about the entire thing.]

So either she put some sort of enchantment on him, or he's the next one.

Edited 2016-08-10 08:24 (UTC)

[Let's... ignore the part where Zelena stabbed Hook in the heart. Because that's relatively tame compared to the part where Hook might be a fucking Dark One.]

Well she had no problem turning that damn dwarf into a garden ornament.

[Sneezy is better off that way tbh.]

But you, the newly immortal sound of one hand clapping and I all remember the same thing -- Emma threatening us. Immortality comes with a terrible price, one I'm not sure even the Dark One would pay for anybody else, and she's still, quite clearly, the Dark One.

Then what is it?

[She looks like she's about a second or two away from yelling, but there's nothing to really yell at. Well, Regina, obviously, but it's not going to get her anywhere. Which isn't a reason to not do it, but it's just not the time. God, maybe she really is getting soft. She can't have that.]

I can't imagine you particularly care what state he's in either way, but I have to imagine neither of us wants a deranged immortal pirate running around the place. Say what you want about Gold, but at least he could be kept on a leash.

I don't know.

[Well now Regina's yelling because thanks for getting her involved in your problem and then demanding the answers.]

What did he do after you stabbed him?

Laughed it off.

[She didn't stick around after that. Panic set in and she bailed. Under different circumstances, she would've hung around to see what stuck, but there's Pistachio to think of now.]

Threatened me too, not that I particularly care about that.

[She's mostly angry about the laughing. It takes some nerve to laugh off her murder attempt. Or at least she thinks it should.]

Everybody threatens you. It comes with the territory.

[Because you're really god damn annoying. But it's not like she hasn't been there.]

I don't think I need to tell you to stay out of his way. Until we figure out what's going on, that's all any of us can do.

You don't get to tell me what to do.

[And after the most obvious childish outburst...]

Still, suppose it's better to lay low for now. At least until I've figured out what to do about this.

[She's not...ruling out trying to stab him in the face, but she'll at least try and think things through. That's something, right?]

Good luck with that.

[Regina outtie.]

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